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My name's Danielle. I'm 19, Pansexual, and I believe in the teachings of the Church of the Holy Shibe. I like a mix of things and you should talk to me sometimes... May Shibe be with thee, friend. 
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morrissarty:

bellatrixissexy:

Why does France have so many revolutions?

i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’

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offside-goal:

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

Title: Deliver Us
Artist: Ofra Haza Featuring Eden Riegel
Album: The Prince Of Egypt
Played: 191,543 times
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snowyenjolras:

*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*

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